The #1 worry this time of year

Treff reminded me that the #1 worry this time of year (yes, it's a seasonal campaign) is of course:

The angel of death passing by your door, taking the first born.

I have a couple of remedies, however, for those wondering or anxious:

1. Don't be the first born

2. Don't be the second born (back up plan in case the 1st born is adopted)

3. Throw lambs blood on your door (works like a charm)

Happy Pesah.